RHCO - Prt 1

WARNING: Yaoi, sex and other random things involved. You have been warned. Do not flame me if you hate it.


Rianni and Anastasia sat randomly around the castle. “Well, actually we’re reading Puppy Love 5 by Lexicon-of-illusions” they said. Anastasia giggles.

Anastasia: Yumi and Saix sitting in a tree.
Rianni: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!
Anastasia: LOL
Rianni: You wanna back away from Saix for a while? *runs*
Anastasia: LOL
Rianni: Or join me with Luxord and tea and crumpets?!!?!?
Anastasia: We should give him jam!!!
Rianni: Yeah, we should. I need to get time away from Saix. *whimpers* Nice Puppy?
Anastasia: Quick! Grab Demyx now!!
Rianni: Of course Demyx!!! Demy…
Demyx: ………
Rianni: I think he’s a little busy with Zexy at the moment. Zexion!? You sure we can’t borrow Demy for a while? I’m in trouble here!!
Anastasia: I don’t think we’ll be getting Demyx for a while. Zexy!!! I didn’t mean it!! No! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Rianni: *sigh* Let’s just go grab Yumi…
Anastasia: Yes!! Yumi will calm him down. Yumi!!!!!
Yumi: Yes?

Saix instantly calms down when he saw Yumi and ran to her side. “Oh. Hi Saix.” She smiled, unfazed at the events before hand. “Yumi….” Saix drooled.

Anastasia: Yumi and Saix sitting in a tree, K-I-S-

Saix and Yumi summon their weapons at Anastasia’s gesture. Who knew what unfriendly fate befalls this girl? “Rianni!!! Help me!!!” she cries.

Rianni: Um… Can’t… I’m a bit tied up with…….Marly at the moment.
Marluxia: You called? Sweetie?
Rianni: Oh God no…
Marluxia: Oh God yes…
Anastasia: NOOOOOOO!!! I wonder who can help me?!?!
Periwinkle, Violet, Cyan, Indigo, Starsie I choose you!!!
Them: Yes, master…
Anastasia: Attack!!!!!
Rianni: aaaaahhhhhhhhh. Marly you’re such a perv. Phara, Ri, Fallon, Kruix, help out Anastasia!! Well, it’s just you and me Marly.

To Marly’s misfortune, the Chilly Academic walked in. “AH!” he scoffed. “Marly-poo, how could you?” he ran off, crying to himself…
“Vexen! Wait!! Come back!!” Marluxia cried, but to no avail. Anastasia laughed somewhat evil. “Ha-ha!! I told Vexen. This is what you get for not helping me.” And she laughed evilly again.
“Marly?” Rianni whimpered. He kept on sobbing though. “Marly?” she cried again this time with a response. “What!?!” The Graceful Assassin growled.

Rianni: Guess what…….IT’S…………..Rope tied Xiggy!!
Marluxia: Butt?
Rianni: *nodding* Butt…
Marluxia: OOHHH!! Butt!! Where? Where?
Rianni: It’s should be delivered to your door……..*looks at watch*…………NOW!!
Marluxia: Gotta go catch me some Xig-geh!

Anastasia and Rianni stared at the skipping away Marluxia, thinking about his last comment. “Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk……..” they chorused. Then…..

Starsie: Why are there so many people here?
Luxord: Party!!!! Someone get the rum stat!!!

And the party raves on, but the morning after?

*NEXT MORNING*

Anastasia: OW. My head. Wait, where am I?
Marluxia: Good morning sleepy head.
Anastasia: AAAA. Why are you here?
Marluxia: Ohh. You don’t remember?

And then Anastasia woke up from the dream. Was it a dream? (Yes it was.)

*LAST NIGHT*

Rianni: W000T!! Here’s the rum Luxord!!!
*PARTY!!!*

*NEXT MORNING*

Rianni: OOOOHH… I don’t feel so good. Demy? Zexy? What are you guys doing here?
Demyx: We’re not sure either.
Zexion: We don’t remember much after Luxord’s party.
Rianni: Don’t tell me we did a-
Castle echo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anastasia: Who screamed?
Xaldin: I don’t know babe. Where were we?
Anastasia: What are you doing here?
Xaldin: I’m not sure. My memory’s kinda blank after Rianni got the rum out.
Anastasia: Same. So did we?
Xaldin: I think so…
Castle echo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Zexy? Demy? Get out please.” Rianni pleads. She looked like she was at the beginning of the end of the world meltdown. So as the good people they are, they leave. Rianni shuts the door and slumps down, almost sobbing. Though, just to break the tension, she asked herself: “I wonder who screamed?” another, coy voice replies. “Most likely Anastasia.”

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Anastasia: So what are we gonna do now?
Xaldin: I’ve got an idea. *whispers it in Anastasia’s ear*   (Sex?)
Anastasia: *thinks it over.* OK!
*Anastasia and Xaldin went to the kitchen to make cupcakes * (WHAT!?)

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Meanwhile…

Rianni: L-Luxord? Stay back.
Luxord: Cheer up hunny… It won’t hurt a bit.

Rianni started to sing the cake song, in hope that somehow, Xaldin will rescue her. He’s the only one who stands a chance against drunk Luxord.

Xaldin: I hear…
Anastasia: What?
Xaldin: The Cake song!
Anastasia: Where are you going? I need help with the triple frosting…
Xaldin: CAKE SONG!!
Anastasia: Oh kk. Coming. Cake song, cake song.

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Meanwhile…

Starsie: Argghhh… My head hurts.
Axel: Yeah mine too.
Roxas: And mine.
Starsie: What happened last night? Why are we in my bed……naked?
Axel: We didn’t, did we?
Roxas: Oh shit! Naminé’s gonna kill me.
Starsie: So that means…
Castle echo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ri: Oh god, Nami. What the hell are you happy for?
Naminé: What happened last night?
Ri: You guys passed out and probably had-
Naminé: Who’s we? *looks beside her*
Castle echo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meanwhile…

Xaldin: Who’s singing the cake song?
Anastasia: I don’t think we’ll find it…
Xaldin: (Frowns)
Anastasia: Don’t worry Xaldin. *Sings cake song with Xaldin.*

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Meanwhile…

Starsie: I can’t believe we did that.
Axel: Well it’s not as if it’s the first time.
Starsie: Yes but every time it happens we say it’s the last.
Roxas: I better go and see if Naminé is ok.
*Roxas quickly changes and leaves*
Axel: Now that we are all alone.....
Starsie: OOOOOO Axel… 0.0

Roxas ran all the way around the Castle searching for Naminé. But alas, he found her sleeping with another man. Actually, his somebody. “Nami!! How could you!!” he squealed. He ran away blinded by tears. Naminé cried out in frustration “Roxas! Wait!!”

Meanwhile

Starsie: AAAARRRGGGHH!! Who’s knocking?
Axel: Leave it Starsie.
Starsie: No. I’ll see who it is.
*opens door to find crying Roxas*

“Oh Starsie. Naminé *sob* and *sob* Sora. AAAHHHH…” Roxas sobbed mercilessly into Starsie’s shoulder. “Roxas! You ok buddy?” Axel asks. “No!!!!” he sobs. Starsie pats his head; there was nothing they could do. “I need to get her back.” Roxas said, plucking up the courage to stop crying and locks the door.

Starsie and Axel: What are you doing Roxas?
Roxas: *Evil laugh*
Starsie and Axel: OH SQEE!!!! ROXY!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!
Ri: *knocks on the door, chucks Naminé inside.* Here’s your bitch back Rox. Now if you’ll excuse me. I need to go find my owner. *leaves*

Naminé: Roxas! How could you do it with Axel? *Starsie pops her head up* And Starsie?!
Roxas: Well you did it with Sora!
Naminé: I was drunk!!
Roxas: So was I!!!
Axel: Not this time Rox-*Starsie covers his mouth to stop him form saying anymore*
Roxas: Oh I’m sorry Nami.
Naminé: Oh. I’m sorry to Roxas.
*both leaves kissing.*
Axel: Can we have some privacy now?
Starsie: Yup. I’d better lock the door. *locks door*
*Axel, Starsie have some privacy time*

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Meanwhile…
Anastasia: I can’t sing the cake song anymore.
Xaldin: I know something we can do that involves no talking.   (Sex?)
*Anastasia and Xaldin do Yoga!!*    (WHAT!)

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Meanwhile…

Rianni: *giggle* Luxy, stop!!!
Luxord: *Flirty* Oh But….
*Lexaeus walks in* OMG Luxord!!! How could you do that to a little girl!?!@?!
Rianni: *muttering* I’m not a little girl….
Luxord: It was surprise sex she wanted!!
Rianni: *grins sheepishly, blushing* Well….

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Meanwhile…

Anastasia: Xaldin, I’m bored of doing yoga.
Xaldin: Yes, me too.
Anastasia: What now?
Xaldin: I know             (Sex?)
*Anastasia and Xaldin go to the TV room to play Nintendo Wii. YAY!!*   (WHAT!?!?)

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Meanwhile….

Rianni was getting dressed as fast as she can!!! “Fuck! Hurry up Lux!” she hisses. But then her pet walks by. “OMG!! Rianni!! You’re such a whore!!!” Ri exclaims. Luxord and Rianni freeze in place. “Oh fuck.” Rianni whispers.

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Somewhere…

Sora: Where am I?
Marluxia: Welcome to Castle Oblivion. Home of the gays, the whores, (*cough*Rianni*cough*) the sluts and the pretty witty oh so gay MOI!...
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THE END (For now)